I am Shelly. I'm a diminutive creative who used to be a writer. I have a fluffy pathetic dog, Spike, and a not-so-small person called Schyler. Together they run circles around me. I drive an old VW camper called Floyd and have spent many a memorable hour in the fields of Glastonbury. I am a coffee snob, don't drink enough water and love Radiohead unconditionally. I named my daughter after my favourite film director and my dog after two other film directors. I like to stay up late and hate early mornings. I am currently renovating a 500 year old former post office where they used to make Paddington Bear. I like ale and cider and Bloody Mary's (but only in the winter). I love to carve down mountains on my snowboard and have a fondness for woolly hats. I cannot sing or dance but that doesn't stop me doing either. I like band t-shirts and jeans, and despite owning a pair of Jimmy Choos, never wear them. I don't do handbags but I do love pockets. I have a dodgy knee and no wifi.
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.