I am Shelly.
I'm a diminutive creative who used to be a writer.
I have a fluffy pathetic dog, Spike, and a not-so-small person called Schyler. Together they run rings round me. I drive an old VW camper called Floyd and have spent many a memorable hour in the fields of Glastonbury.
I am a coffee snob, love running and adore Radiohead unconditionally. I named my daughter after my favourite film director and my dog after two other film directors. I like to stay up late and hate early mornings. I am currently renovating a 500 year old former post office where they used to make Paddington Bear. I like ale and cider and Bloody Mary's.
My heart belong to the mountains where I can usually be found getting knee deep in powder on my snowboard and I have a fondness for woolly hats. I like band t-shirts and jeans, and despite owning a pair of Jimmy Choos, never wear them. I don't do handbags but I do love pockets. I have a dodgy knee and no wifi.
This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.